I'm 5'2 and clueless
me realizing my experiences with sewing have been a lie this whole goddamn time:
I don’t know about human surgeons, but that’s a suture pattern I use to close skin all the time and you can see why.
I forgot vets existed for a moment and that comment made me wonder what Cryptid had gotten a doctorate and was performing surgery.
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(Source: phylocalist, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)
me in hell waiting for all my friends to die
omgs:
i the snail.
everybody here is perfect
I have never seen a happier snail omg
(Source: basedpotatochip, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)
Bomber Jacket
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(Source: weheartit.com, via narcotic)
I love watching Disney movies when you’re older and come across scenes like this. I laughed for five minutes.
Hades was the original sassy gay friend.
Of course he is the sassy gay friend, look at him he is flaming.
this post is perfect
(Source: dancingtilldawn, via tyleroakley)
“Happiness, it’s like the old man told me: Look for it and you’ll never find it at all. But let it go, live your life and leave it. Then one day you’ll wake up and she’ll be home.”
