dutchster:

as a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them

(via narcotic)

jaclcfrost:

u think i am walking around the house with a blanket around my shoulders because i cold but in actuality it is my cloak and i am on an adventure

(via darcyhasnofriends)

worths:

maybe karma made me ugly because im a bitch but then again maybe im a bitch because im ugly so idk

(via narcotic)